Fireball

One Shot Bards

Key of C · Chords: I II V iii iv vi

Verse 9

Note: Music starts 0:10

Intro

G Fmaj7 Em C/G

Verse 1

G
Roll for initiative,
Fmaj7
The big bad evils here,
Em
First the barbarian,
C/G
They’d like to rage again.

Verse 2

G
They roll a natural one,
Fmaj7
No damage turn is done,
Em
The wizard makes a plan,
     C/G
They grab their staff with both their hands.

Verse 3

G
The bard starts to defend,
Fmaj7
Trying to protect their friends,
Em
Obstructing line of sight,
   C/G
By casting minor illusion.

Verse 4

G
The big bad evil swings,
Fmaj7
Nine points of bludgeoning,
Em
Had now it’s time we’ve enough
    C/G
The wizard raises their . . .,

Pre-Chorus 1

G         Am
Staff and chants,
          Em
The party braces themselves,
        C/E
If they can,
              G
They’re gonna turn,
     Am
This room,
       Em            C/E
Into a fiery ball of doom,
N.C.
The wizard casts a . . .,
N.C.
Not so fast, ha ha.

Verse 5

G
Big bad evil minions,
Fmaj7
Count er spell the wizard,
Em
They snuck behind your party,
Cadd9
Now you’re properly surrounded.

Verse 6

G
The big bad evil laughs,
Fmaj7
Your hit points won’t last,
Em
The party tries to run,
        Cadd9
They’re broken, beaten, fading fast.

Verse 7

G
The wizard looks around,
Fmaj7
No rescue can be found,
Em
If this is,
                    C/G
The end of the last thing they do
   C/G
Is take them down.

Verse 8

G
They feel a power surge,
Fmaj7
A most destructive urge,
Em
With one last look,
                  C/G
In their friend’s eyes,
C/G
The wizard raises his,

Pre-Chorus 2

G         Am
Staff and chants,
          Em
The party asks them to stop
         C/E
But they can’t,
              G
They’re gonna turn,
     Am
This room,
       Em            C/E
Into a fiery ball of doom,

Chorus 1

                   G Am
The wizard casts a fireball,
                   Em      C/E
Don’t care if they hit you all,
                       G
They’re gonna make you go oh oh,
Am                          Em       C/E
Please make your dex saving throw ro roll,
                   G Am
The wizard casts a fireball,
                   Em      C/E
Don’t care if they hit you all,
                       G
They’re gonna make you go oh oh,
Am                          Em       C/E
Please make your dex saving throw ro roll.

Post-Chorus 1

Em
Boom, boom, boom,
Em
They light up the entire,
Cadd9
Room, room, room,
Cadd9
The hope the party can pull,
G
Throu ou ough,
                         D
The smoke clears and the big bad says to you:

Bridge

G           Am
“A fireball won’t kill me,
Em                              C
What did you think was going to happen,
G
I’m the big bad evil guy,
          Am
You can’t stop me,
Am
Wait hold on . . .
Em
Why are you smiling?”

Chorus 2

                         G Am
The wizard casts another fireball,
                       Em    C/E
This time they give it their all,
                 G
The big bad evil screams,
   Am
In pain,
                             Em     C/E
The wizard sends them to the astral plane.

Outro

G
Boom, boom, boom,
Am
They light up the entire,
Em
Room, room, room,
Cadd9
It went motherfucking,
G
Boom, boom, boom,
Am
Cause they set fire to the
Em            C    C
Whole fucking room.